You make me laugh

I have returned peeps! I have been so busy at work it has just been insane. And I mean that in a bad way. I hate being busy, why does my paid job have to get in the way of my unpaid life. Damnit. Money and the need for it sucks. Actually only the need for it.

 

So anyways... I have to review two recent views... one was the movie Hot Fuzz. Oh that was funny. Same team as Shaun of the Dead and while it started off slow and made me think 'wtf???' it really picked up. Laugh out loud moments, all good. I love british comedy, seriously the americans just ain't got the stuff.

 

And the other is this comedian Russell Peters. He's indian. he's funny. he does accents. ohhh laugh a lot people, laugh a lot.Youtube him today!!!! Well, you could go out and pay good money and buy his DVD but lets face it. No one's gonna do that.

 

Oh and speaking of which, how the heck do services like youtube even MAKE money? I don't get it, hardly any advertising, no charges, millions of users. Hmm. So why did google buy them??? And how does google make money??? Oh and I was also pondering whether the rise of the giants like wikipedia, google and youtube reflect the same sort of consolidation effect as we see in big supermarkets... you know, first there are lots of little mom and pop websites and then the big giants come along and everyone goes there because it's easy to find the content you need. Hmmm, sew deep, i'm like the ocean but less salty.

 

Ciao for now peeps.

Blast from the Past

its a Friday night, I'm sitting at home and feeling extremely unwell. It has been a shit couple of weeks for moi and now to top it all off i may have come down with the flu.

It all started 11 years ago when i was at high school when i was constantly compared to someone else. it was always.."look how hard xxxx is studying, look how many activities xxxx is doing, see how well xxxx has done in the exams". Now i have grown heaps since then and no longer feel the need to be bothered by what anyone else is or isn't doing. But i have realised that this XXXX is like my kryptonite. The mere mention of his name is enough to crumble my defenses.

Thankfully i haven't had much contact with this XXXX. Two weeks ago i got an email that had mention of XXXX and how happy he and his parents are. AND it just threw me for a six. Later that night and a six pack of Johnny and coke later i started to feel marginally better. I just hate how things from your past can affect you even though you are a confident (most of the time) , professional. HATE it HATE it....

expecto patronum

Overheard at work today.......

Dentist (to assistant): Did you pick up these x-rays from the front counter?
Bitchy Assitant : No, fuckwit. they flew in through the window harry potter style.
Dentist: .....blank look....

Joe Boxer

number of boxers i had on febuary 27 ------------------- 10
number of boxers i ripped while playing tennis----------------- 3
number of boxers i ripped while watching tv------------------- 2
number of boxers that ripped in the wash--------------------- 1
number of boxers i cannot find in the house --------------------1
number of boxers i have today march 10----------------- 3
what is going on?? its like the undies fairy has come and cast a wicked spell on me that will only be broken by true love's first kiss. needless to say this weekend i will be buying some stronger more durable jocks.

terrible indian joke

God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates "Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension.... And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes. And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests... So you see fellows, everything should be in balance. One of the angels asked... "God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?" God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA", My most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly People. Sparkling streams and serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold..... The angel was quite surprised: "But god you said everything should be in balance." God replied -- "Look at the neighbors I gave them."

The masters of the universe

mwahahah i love he-man...but this just takes the cake and then eates it too. as someone said...he-man you so fierce.