Get your Hands off the Girl......

...can't you see that she belongs to me. Alright, this Weezer song always and I mean always, picks me up on a bad day. It is probably in my top 5 rock songs of all time. Though is Weezer considered rock or pop? Sometimes Weezer kinda shits me off but their last album really struck a chord with me. Anyway "Perfect Situation" is just awesome. I think I must have played this song every day for a month when it first came out and also it was my very first iTunes download EVER! Congratulations Weezer...you get Rohan's inaugural Video of the Week. Oh also how hot is Elsiha Cuthbert.

Is you is or Is you isn't my Baby?

Sometime ago my friend and I suspected that a couple of our acquaintances were hooking up on the down low. Now when the lady in question was asked directly about it she denied it to high heaven. But we were convinced that she was lying. They had this chemistry that some people just do and some people would kill for (hello tomkat). You know when you see married couples that look out for each other and have that strange comfortableness(sic) in each others company. Well these guys had all the tell tale signs and look, good for them. But admit it and just move on you know. Anyway..

....meeting up with the male in this sordid equation a while ago, i casually asked about the female. To which he said that he doesn't keep in contact with her anymore. OMG could it be that there was a lovers tiff ???? The point of this whole story is that if I had better skillz i would have found out more about the whole situation by asking the right questions. But seeing as I have no skills to speak off I will have to make a best guess as to what happened.

And as I have an overactive imagination, trust that I can come up with the sickest scenario ever. Fo' Sho' . Why am I posting this? Coz I is procrastinating. Job interview tomorrow and not looking forward to it. So instead of thinking about the possible questions I will be asked, I prefer to post useless missives on Blogspot. Righteous!!

Forgetting Mila Kunis

Now I always looked at Mila Kunis as, well, that average girl on 'That 70s Show. Then on the weekend i watched 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' and whoa...Mila is smokin'. Seriouskly the scene where you first meet her at the hotel, I was wondering who this hottie was and then it clicked..thats the average looking girl from 'That 70s Show'. I mean compare the before and after pictures

Anyway the movie was awesome. I haven't laughed like that in a while. If you liked Superbad and The 40 Year Old Virgin then you will love this movie. I rated it higher than Knocked up which I really didn't find that appealing.

Play That Funky Music White Boy

I was sent this link to a blog by a..."friend" and I have to say I am addicted. Goddamn it. This is hands down the funniest thing I have read in forever. The weird thing is I actually know "white people" who are like this. Which I suppose makes this blog more like social satire? Enjoy... http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

Eyes are the window to the soul

Ok so i went to an optometrist in wellington. he was fiji indian and seemed gay. i knew i was in trouble from the word go. i tried to explain i had a pain in my eye from getting smacked about a month ago. he basically prescribed glasses for me. I tried to explain that the pain was completely unconnected to any activity involving SEEING. so i only get it in the middle of the night or early in the morning. But he shook his head. "I don't know exactly what it's cause is... but wear your glasses for two months and then we'll see".

you gotta HATE the Indians. They never admit when they just don't know.

Then the little miss tried to get me to choose frames and buy the glasses... so I basically said i didn't have time but i'd come back. She continued to explain how metal frames are in vogue now... "Do i look like i need fashion advice from you, Ms Navy Blue Uniform???". Whatever trevor. So I paid my sixty bucks, promised to return and fled. They'll never see me again. Hahah punnage.

R.I.P

well. heath ledger is dead. it is actually quite scary - he was the same age as a lot of my friends! it's so bizarre how celebrities seem somehow outside of the normal ageing process... like they inhabit some parallel dimension.

 

But yes, he is dead, and of course all the conspiracies will start being theorised shortly. Plus the smart money is that it's going to make the Dark Knight a total blockbuster! I was amazed actually at how many people commented on his death... I hadn't realised he was such a celebrity!

 

In other news, Sir Ed Hillary passed away quite recently too. That's not quite as sad, seeing as he lived til a pretty old age - but it did make me pause and reflect. Probably just on the fact that it's still a loss for us.

 

Shaadi.com

It happened...like I knew it would. In the middle of a seemingly innocuous conversation, the parentals dropped the bomb "when are you getting married" or words to that effect. As usual I blew my stack. And was in a pretty piss poor mood for the whole weekend. Until I realized that it kinda was a fair enough question and I am sure that they don't mean anything by it.

I hoped they would realize that after seeing quite a few of my friends marriages not work out that they would think rationally. But no. Oh well. It is like this friends of mine who is a successful dentist and her parents are constantly harassing her to get married and also for the groom to be the same caste as they are. I mean what the fuck??? Getting married is not the be all and end all of life.

That said though, if there are any rich ladkis out there between the ages of 22 - 27 drop me a comment. I am a SNAG who likes long walks on the beach and poetry at dusk. ...................OK OK so i lie. I don't like walking anywhere and really don't give a fuck about anybody but myself. But if that lights your ring.........I'm available.

I'll be Bach....

I just saw the preview for The Sarah Connor Chronicles and I am in turmoil. It looks amazing and Lena Headley looks awesome as Sarah Connors. But......how are they gonna drag this series on over 3 or 4 seasons? Sometimes a TV series is reallly really good but just cannot be dragged on forever, ya know what i mean? Hello "Lost". Nevertheless when this comes to 7 in '08 I am gonna be watching this show keenly.

Killing (my feet) softly

Okay why is it that new shoes always hurt? Like I buy a pair of nice new trainers - try them on in the store, they're the right size, feel comfy enough when i walk around in them, and the price is right.... so I think yay! Then I take them for their first long walk around the block and OUCH. So... my question is, how come I can buy a new tshirt or new pair of pants and they don't need breaking in, but shoes always do? Or is this a girl thing? Like does this happen to boys as well? Do they go through a week of 'breaking in' their trainers and work shoes before they get comfortable? Because it strikes me that this is a grand conspiracy and I want to see the shoe industry TAKEN DOWN for it. Yeah.

B.Y.O. Bomb

When will all this violence end? I am so sick of all this Bullshit going on in the world today. I just heard today that Benazir Bhutto was assassinated. And then another roadside bomb in Iraq killed another few soldiers. Has this world gone mad? I read this article in The Onion and it just...well it says exactly what i want to say except more eloquently. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28151