in the summertime...when the weather is fine

how do you know it is summer? easy.....people follow you to your car so they can get your parking space at the mall. personally i haven't done it myself but i have always wanted to do it. though i can't really be arsed doing it. i would rather just fuck off and go to another less crowded mall. But all the Ede-jets at the mall who are frantically doing their Christmas shopping are driving me nuts with the JUNK that they are buying. seriously who the fuck needs a 'poker for kids game' or a talking robot dog? your kids need to go out and play and enjoy the sunshine bitches! and then you wonder how they became obese?? get a freakin' clue already bogan!!!