haha hahaha hahaha

just thought I'd share

Don't hate me coz I'm FAT

Ohh new research peeps, hot off the press, the usual super-reliable medical and statistical research that brought us such gems as 'don't eat eggs, they're full of cholesterol', 'eat more protein, it'll keep you skinny' and 'red meat is now good for you'.

 

So, apparently a nice big study has shown that fathers are to blame for fat children! Apparently the parenting style of the father, in terms of setting boundaries, is strongly correlated with little whale kiddies! Whereas the mother's parenting style doesn't seem to play such a big role (ahahah). Of course, the study didn't say what the correlation is between the father's weight and the mother's weight - so perhaps one could argue that men are to blame for their wives' weights too...

 

See, I'm going to do a groundbreaking study too. It'll be just as statistically significant and compelling as all these other studies. I shall prove, ladies and gentlemen, that the primary cause of obesity in human beings is.... EATING TOO MUCH.

 

Put down your double cheeseburger with hollandaise sauce, Buster, and pass me some fries.