B.Y.O. Bomb

When will all this violence end? I am so sick of all this Bullshit going on in the world today. I just heard today that Benazir Bhutto was assassinated. And then another roadside bomb in Iraq killed another few soldiers. Has this world gone mad? I read this article in The Onion and it just...well it says exactly what i want to say except more eloquently. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28151

Outta my Head

I know that Ashlee Simpson is hated by most bloggers out there, but I have always found her music to be annoyingly catchy. And her new single is my pick for "Rohan's Song of the Week". How awesome is this song? Kinda like 80's New Wave mixed with classic New Order. Ay ya ya ya YA. This woman can do no wrong.

Merry Christmas and all that jazz

Okay Okay peeps it is truly time to suck up some holiday spirit and be in the mood for christmas. And no, i do not mean in the same way that I did last weekend by inhaling far too many baileys on the rocks at that wonderful establishment known as Mo's. What i do mean is that this christmas has just felt far too blah and i am ready to be feeling some holiday CHEER! what i am not ready for is the incessant nauseating CAROLS. i hate snoopy's christmas. i hate you better not shout. i hate i saw mummy kissing santa claus. did you see him boning her biatch? and finally, i SUPER SUPER HATE the spanish one that i can't spell but sounds like 'felicenavida'. EYUCK. don't wish me a merry christmas. just don't. happy holidays y'all.

Thank you, Come again.

Okay I don't know whether to laugh at the cleverness of this or shudder at the racist overtones it espouses. ..meh....I will do neither and merely observe.

Case of the Ex......whatcha gonna do?

Having a 4 minute shower like I'm supposed to, yesterday, I suddenly realized that I had no Clearasil left. So I just grabbed the exfoliator sample that was lying around and used that instead. That day at work, all the girls kept commenting that i looked different and more alive and refreshed. At first I thought i was in one of those candid camera shows but then I realized that it was actually the bloody exfoliatior that I had used. Funny how only the girls noticed it. I actually did not see any difference at all. So all this time I have to assume that i have looked like shit and only now have allowed my inner beauty to shine out? Screw that. I cannot be arsed spending 30 more seconds in the shower to look beautiful. I will remain, UGLY. Brisbane needs it water.

Wish you would step off from that ledge my friend

I think i just came........wow. This movie looks ...wow. Even though it has the Manakin himself in it. Though it could end up being a total turd. Damn trailers always make me eager and then the movie is usually a big let down. Don't disappoint me manakin. oh and it looks like it also has that Billy Elliot kid in there. so it should be good huh?