Transform this bee-otch.

holy mother of god. I watched 'Transformers' last night and it didn't suck. Amazing effects and they were like totally realistic. I am not a huge fan of Michael Bay movies, actually i have actively disliked all of his previous movies but i love this one. and the part where the transformer jumps up and turns into a jet....enough to make you climax.

Are you Superbad?

i have a thing for raunchy comedy coz lately all this PG 13 bullshit is driving me fucking insane. I know with a lower rating you can get more people to see your movie so it makes more money. But please sometimes i want bad language and nudity and i am willing to pay $14.80 to see it. I just saw the trailer for this movie that is on my must watch list for the year. Best line: "I am McLovin"

coolness!

Okay peeps... I've been talking about this for ages... i might even have blogged about it. i want a system that allows me to add stuff to a shopping list wherever i am, then access it when i'm at the supermarket so i don't forget everything... and i just found a web applet that does it... it's called remember the milk.... i'm gonna try it out right now!!!
GAWD i am a GEEK!

Desi Please.

gawd i love trawling through youtube when I'm down in the dumps. There is always something to amuse and entertain. And seeing how it is pouring down with rain outside and i am freezing my ass off, what better time to connect with being desi??

Ice Ice Baby

Brisbane has been freezing lately and i have been freezing my nuts off. This sort of weather is the sort i would expect in New Zealand which is why i left. Also my neighbor has decided to raise his house so now my views from my back deck are gonna begone. Sonuvabitch dickhead asshole. This cold weather is making me cold and cranky. oh and this news story in The BrisbaneTimes is ..ummm....well read it and find out.....

Stab victim 'continued masturbating' Christine Kellett | June 20, 2007 - 11:44AM A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children. Defence lawyers for Kylie Louise Wilson, 28, said the mother of two "lost it" when her friend of six years, Daniel Peter Blair, went on a masturbation marathon on April 6 last year. Brisbane's District Court this morning heard Mr Blair had showed up at Wilson's Birkdale unit, in Redland Shire, where he took amphetamines before having a shower. Whilst in the bathroom, Mr Blair, 32, began pleasuring himself, before moving to Wilson's bedroom, where he rolled around naked on her bed and continued his lewd conduct. He returned to the bathroom for more and was busted by Wilson, who was attempting to bath her three-and-a-half year-old daughter. The court heard Mr Blair refused her repeated requests to stop, prompting her to fetch a knife from the kitchen which she used to stab him twice in the left shoulder. Crown prosecutors said Mr Blair paused only to put on his shorts and flee outside to wait for police to arrive, but was again overcome by the urge. "Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage," the prosecutor said. Police took him to hospital where he received treatment for the minor stab wounds. Wilson pleaded guilty to one count each of unlawful wounding and wilful damage. Her defence barrister, Mark Johnson, said Wilson regarded Mr Blair as a "tolerably decent person" when he was not using drugs, but had become "extremely protective" of her daughter under the circumstances. "He was in and out and round about, doing this sort of thing all over the house, " Mr Johnson said. "She just lost it, to put it crudely." Senior Judge Gilbert Trafford Walker accepted the Crown's submission that Wilson had been subjected to "grossly offensive conduct ... which in a moral sense amounts to extreme provocation." He sentenced her to nine months' jail but ordered that she be immediately released on parole.

Brisbane has been freezing lately and i have been freezing my nuts off. This sort of weather is the sort i would expect in New Zealand which is why i left. Also my neighbor has decided to raise his house so now my views from my back deck are gonna begone. Sonuvabitch dickhead asshole. This cold weather is making me cold and cranky.
oh and this news story in The BrisbaeTimes is ..ummm....well resd it and find out.....
Stab victim 'continued masturbating' Christine Kellett | June 20, 2007 - 11:44AM A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children. Defence lawyers for Kylie Louise Wilson, 28, said the mother of two "lost it" when her friend of six years, Daniel Peter Blair, went on a masturbation marathon on April 6 last year. Brisbane's District Court this morning heard Mr Blair had showed up at Wilson's Birkdale unit, in Redland Shire, where he took amphetamines before having a shower. Whilst in the bathroom, Mr Blair, 32, began pleasuring himself, before moving to Wilson's bedroom, where he rolled around naked on her bed and continued his lewd conduct. He returned to the bathroom for more and was busted by Wilson, who was attempting to bath her three-and-a-half year-old daughter. The court heard Mr Blair refused her repeated requests to stop, prompting her to fetch a knife from the kitchen which she used to stab him twice in the left shoulder. Crown prosecutors said Mr Blair paused only to put on his shorts and flee outside to wait for police to arrive, but was again overcome by the urge. "Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage," the prosecutor said. Police took him to hospital where he received treatment for the minor stab wounds. Wilson pleaded guilty to one count each of unlawful wounding and wilful damage. Her defence barrister, Mark Johnson, said Wilson regarded Mr Blair as a "tolerably decent person" when he was not using drugs, but had become "extremely protective" of her daughter under the circumstances. "He was in and out and round about, doing this sort of thing all over the house, " Mr Johnson said. "She just lost it, to put it crudely." Senior Judge Gilbert Trafford Walker accepted the Crown's submission that Wilson had been subjected to "grossly offensive conduct ... which in a moral sense amounts to extreme provocation." He sentenced her to nine months' jail but ordered that she be immediately released on parole.

The ChumScrubber

Okay now i liked the show " Weeds" but the fucking programming gods at Channel Nine decided that it wasnt rating too well and yanked it off the air. Bitches. anyhow I was cruising the video store yesterday and came across this movie that looked different. and i gotta say WOW. I love it when you see this awesome movie that you didnt think would be any good and it totally kicks arse. It had this whole weirdly/cool/scary/fucked up feel to it that was in the whole Weeds kind of sensibility. The Chumscrubber. Watch it when you have nothing to do on a cold day.

कोनीचीवा बीत्चेस

ah-ha finally i have got the evidence to prove that Robyn does indeed sing/rap/whatever "Konichiwa Bitches". this chick is way off the charts.

Bollywood comes alive

i like trashy and suggestive hindi movies and songs. and this new movie is doing it really hard for me right now. check it out. "Beedi" from the movie Omkara. That Bipasha Basu is like a wild tigress. i will take up smoking to light a beedi from her jigar anytime. what?!?! smoking doesn't kill...it is the cancer that does it. Fool. though the whole "milking the cow" dance routine is a bit off putting. still hot though.

Rain Rain...go away

okay this blog looks like it needs some kick starting. looking mighty poor. okay here goes. I have started a new job and it feels ...kinda okay. compared to the last time i tried this kind of employment i definitely feel more comfortable. of course i am superstitious and now that i have said this i expect next week to be utter shite. damn you catholic upbringing. guess i have to hit church on Sunday.

We have been inundated with rain here in Brisbane for almost a week now and the weird thing is rosita just came over from Auckland for a visit. The last time Greenstamps and Rosita came over to Brisbane d=for a holiday it also poured the whole time. Guess the Queensland Govt should pay for the Kiwis to come over all the time and then there will be no drought in Queensand. The worst part of this blessed rain is that mt clothes on the clothes line will never dry and so i will be wearing my back of the closet clothes for the next few days. Fun FUN FUN.