Ok ok what is up with people's obsession with Steve Urwin??? I heard the funniest thing on the radio the other day... Jockey1: Oh my the people at South Park have just gone TOO FAR now!!! Jockey2: What have they done??? Jockey1: Well you know how they made fun of the Virgin Mary... and Tom Cruise... well at least with those it was a little funny. But now, their latest thing, I just can't see how they think it's funny! Jockey2: Whoa so what is it??? Jockey1: They've made an episode with Steve Urwin dancing in hell with a barb sticking out of his chest... Jockey2: NO WAY... Jockey1: Yeah! I mean the other stuff okay, but c'mon he's only been dead 2 months, and he was a HERO to MANY in this part of the world... Oh people people people. Steve Urwin = crocodile hunter. Virgin Mary = mother of god. Hero to many??? GaH!
Okay okay, you know how you're always hearing weird phrases and stuff and you think 'man, how cool does that sound?' but you're a bit nervous about trying it out? Or worse still, you try it out, and then one person (there's always one gimboid) in the group goes 'huh, what does that mean?' and then you're all like 'uh... uh...' hoping someone else in the group knows and will pick up the slack. Ok. Maybe that hasn't happened to you guys, but it has to me! So this website is just the BEST... http://www.urbandictionary.com/ If you need to know what a London Bridge is... you need to look on here! Hyah!!!
Love is reverence and worship and glory and the upward glance. Not a bandage for dirty sores. But they don't know it.
Those who speak of love promiscuously are the ones who've never felt it. They make some sort of feeble stew out of sympathy, compassion, contempt and general indifference, and they call it love.
Once you've felt what it means to love as you and I know it - the total passion for the total height - you're incapable of anything less.
Ayn Rand - The Fountainhead.
How's this for interesting... apparently people say (and there's a phrase you should never trust) that if you're stung by a jellyfish, you should pee on the sting. But in fact, it turns out, you shouldn't. Because pee is alkaline, and what you want is something acidic to counteract the alkalinity of the sting. Which is why beaches in Townsville, Australia have bottles of vinegar available. Which is acidic, people. So - don't pee on the sting. You'll just make a mess. And look fucking weird. Take heed. Caveat emptor.
I think the basic problem with the world is this... it runs counter to my innate philosophy. The world says you have to put in to get out, you have to pay for what you want - and everything has a price. Basically, as some famous person said... you have to sow before you can reap. But the thing is, I don't want to sow. But I definitely want to reap. I want the million dollar wardrobe, but I want it for free. I want the hot sexy bod but I don't want to work out. I'd really like to be hip, knowledgeable and cool - but I can't be bothered actually learning anything or going out of my way to make any friends. Naturally the world is wrong.
Ok first post from green stamps & tequila... i've never even heard this so called song by robyn, but tequila tells me it exists. Actually i'm not convinced that robyn even sings that song - show me love - but again, i submit to greater musical wisdom than i myself have. i have to say though, the song title is most cool.
