What would NPH do?

It is here folks...the sequel to my favouritest comedy starring minorities is here. Harold and Kumar 2. Now the trailer looks funny but i have been burnt before by good trailers and shit movies...too many to mention. I hope this one lives up to the hype coz baby, I'm hyped!

Will you marry me...?

So there is this Indian matrimonial site called shaadi.com, which is actually a cool place to cruise to check out the lonely heart Indians out in the big wide world. Which you normally do when you are bored or desperate. Anyway here is a selection of the awesomeness of this site. These are copied directly from the site without any change in grammar or spelling. Be careful, you may end up talking in bad grammar for a while after reading these posts..... - Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore.. if u like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Sowmya ~*~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework (What Homework?) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........ hold my hand forever !!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my lucknow i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot (I don't know why but this is one of my favorites) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast (by not wearing his jeans? What the hell...) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD. 2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION 3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH. (all of us are loughing) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik h ai the patner has a graduate ok (I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome") ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother sister completely married (somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely'?) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes (height of desperation! someone put this person out of their misery..pleeese) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily . i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'. i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ... (but credit cards not accepted..???) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service. (Zebra..???)

Do it all Night..!!!

So i had to go to the city today to attend a professional development seminar. Seeing as how parking in Brisbane city is fricking expensive i caught the train. Well at the station counter, the ticket seller happened to be a family friend that i hadn't seen in a while. Now bear in mind that there are people waiting in line behind me and all of whom will no doubt be listening to the following conversation.....

Me: hey...Whats been happening? I haven't seen you in ages.
Family Friend: hey you bugger, where the hell have you been?
Me: Oh you know. just working .....
FF: so where are you off today..?
Me: Oh, I'm going to the city today to do a course....
FF: I hope its INTERCOURSE, mate
Me: .......what?!!??!! ........

I mean OH MY FRIGGING GAWD. first of all i am not your mate, mate. Also there are people waiting in line who are people i work with and lastly...HELLO IMMATURE!

Proust !!

I love how sometimes you end up having the best nights when you don't actually plan for it. Like yesterday we went along to the Brisneyland Oktoberfest. We were supposed to just have a bit of a wander around maybe buy a bratwurst roll with sauerkraut and possibly have a beer. But it ended up with us getting completely plastered, singing 60's rock n roll songs and doing the Birdy dance on the dance floor. Followed by chatting to random people in the tents and trying to lick spilled beer off the tables.

The highlight was at the end though, when everyone was trying to do a breathalyser test to see who could drive. All my fat seemed to have soaked up all the alcohol as i only managed to blow 0.056 while this other chick blew 0.212 to a huge round of applause. When she blew that amount the machine told her "at this level you are advised to avoid any vehicle as you will cause death'. Of course everyone pissed themselves laughing. The police standing near the gates didn't seem that impressed. BOO HISS. The people on the train kept giving us strange looks but that was probably because we were discussing how fucked the hospital system is....not exactly a typical late night drunken train conversation.

Today however i realized why i haven't got plastered in almost 4 years. Ugh. My clothes smell of beer and i have a ton of housework and gardening to do. I hope that after dinner tonight no one wants to go out drinking again coz i will have to be a piker and pike out.

Storm in a Teacup

Okay... how freaky is this? I went to visit Tequila in the city that is in a drought and has had no rain in months... And every night I was there, we had a thunderstorm. Seriously people. Crazy. Same thing happened last time Rosita was there, and the same thing happened the time before when Rosita & I were there together. Forget raindances, you just need one of us visiting.

 

In other news... how awesome was the Marilyn Manson concert? Although the crowd abusing the opening band was even better. What can you expect when you a sing a song called 'My parents don't understand me so I'm going to my room to cut myself'. Watching the goth freak was great though - and of course all the other freaks in the audience. If only I could own a black zip up straitjacket with purple fishnet sleeves and heavy chains. Mmmmm.

 

But no-one is as freaky as Bindibob with her dead-dead-eyes, plasticky face and crazed smile. YIKES!

You're Beautiful......

...but only when i have been drinking for 4 hours straight and have been mixing my medication. Also i happen to think that James Blunt needs to be strapped to an electric chair and be made to listen to this song on loop every hour for 6 months. Coz thats how long i have had to put up with this miserable piece of pop music being played on all the commercial stations. It may have happened 2 years ago but it will never be forgotten. This year, "Hey there Delilah" by The Plain White T's is destined to be the 'You're Beautiful' of the summer.

And then there is genius like this on youtube that is also as annoyingly catchy as the above songs but actually way more easy on the ears....

Cry me a river

Okay I have to blog about Extreme Makeover Home Edition. I was watching that show last night and it is seriously of the devil. I mean, once you start watching it, you cannot stop. It is a tear jerker extraordinaire... and even when you can just see the manipulation, you still can't help getting a little choked up. Damnit, damn my emo traits.

Last night it was this family where the little girl has cancer (sniff) and she's only six (sob) and she has to live at the hospital with her mom (moan) because their family lives in a single trailer (arghh) so she's separated from her twin sister (ahhhhhh) and her big brother and sister (ohhhh) and her daddy (wahhhhh) and they all miss each other SO MUCH (bawwwwlll).

So the team basically built them a two level massive house which was like SO spectacular it made me wish i were disadvantaged and could get a nice house. And the design team sniffled and sobbed all the way through the show. And there were meaningful sequences like the little girl with cancer playing in the yard, and getting tired, and then saying at bed time 'only 3 days before i go home'... or when she said 'i want to stay on earth because i don't know what it's like up in heaven'. OH SWOON IN ANGUISH.

seriously. i teared up. at the end. when they were all hugging and crying over the cool new house. emo and out.