Colour me Blackk

Okay i am SUCH a sad loser seriously... okay not a sad loser exactly, maybe more like a couch potato freak... anyway, i was surfing youtube as you do, and happened to stumble across clips from the tyra banks show. okay this is some FUNNY SHIT! she takes herself so seriously and is always trying to 'tackle the hard issues' and 'stand up for the mammas, yo!' and it's just awful... the dregs of tv programming!

anyway, i thought i'd share these two classic photos that should sum it all up... they come form the 'hard-hitting' show where tyra goes UNDERCOVER as a MAN to unearth the truth on what men really say and think behind closed doors. OK. the photos should suffice to illustrate how deep undercover old TB went... LMAO.

poker face

i have recently started playing poker and man i love the game. the thrill of holding a royal flush and no one else knowing if you're bluffing or not.....its great. of course i don't play with money as i don't have any left after mortgage payments are made every Friday. and on that note here is a link to a trailer for a movie that looks awesome. Drew and Eric make a good team and seem to have good chemistry unlike the movie with Hugh grant which sucked major bollocks. http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/luckyyou/trailer1/medium.html it is being directed by the same guy who did "Wonder Boys" which was cruelly ignored when released. if you want to watch something different to the rubbish on DVD at the moment get this. you will enjoy yourself.

Me love you long time

This is SO funny... i have to love this. and to think some freaks pay like $9.99 a minute to listen to lame stuff like this... http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6381410641080364790

internet porn people, it's more reliable, and the thumbnails are free.

the prodigal son

hurrah blog world...like a Phoenix rising from the ashes, I, tequila have returned to the Internet. The frigging Internet provider took 3 weeks to transfer my Internet account from my old address to the new one. You know with all these advances in technology i would expect things to be done quickly, but alas , no. On the other hand i am writing this post from my new house which is costing me 3/4 of an arm and both legs. and finally the place is starting to look like a home, which is awesome. i got my new leather couches delivered yesterday and i have been eating, watching TV and sleeping on them cause they are great. so soft....like a baby koala...or at least what i imagine a baby koala would feel like. anyway, the point is i have my own house and i feel great. pity i have to now work to pay the mortgage. eh...you get what you give...

Laughing in the face of death

Ok people... rosita has taken the best video ever on our recent trip to india... and yes like all good geeklets we have posted it to google videos... yes broadband days are here, wa-heyyy! anyway this is a must see - death defying little indian construction worker... descending a 12 story building with no safety gear apart from his little yellow hardhat.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5126610054624269948

i'm telling you peeps, life is cheap in a third world country. or maybe it's just cheap everywhere but it's only them that know it. ooooh tres philosophical. i'll go take my novocain now.