My Philosophy

I think the basic problem with the world is this... it runs counter to my innate philosophy. The world says you have to put in to get out, you have to pay for what you want - and everything has a price. Basically, as some famous person said... you have to sow before you can reap. But the thing is, I don't want to sow. But I definitely want to reap. I want the million dollar wardrobe, but I want it for free. I want the hot sexy bod but I don't want to work out. I'd really like to be hip, knowledgeable and cool - but I can't be bothered actually learning anything or going out of my way to make any friends. Naturally the world is wrong.