Disambiguation

Hee... ok i love the fact that wikipedia has introduced me to such a cool term... disambiguation i mean. like that is SEW cool. ok what i mean by SEW cool is like the accent that mia whatserface used in that movie... romy and michelle's high school reunion. ok that movie was HELLA funny. so good. i invented post-its. ok, go rent it, hello, why are you still sitting her on your lard ass reading this blog? oh - because of my scintillating prose and talent for suspense? you're right, i don't even know my own power. anyway the real point was disambiguation, between two very special words... be-yatch and be-yotch. or, to spell them more formally, beatch and beotch. i only added the y's for the imbeciles who can't read and pronounce accurately without like phonetic spelling. like americans, y'know. anyway, my theory is this... a beatch is your little run around ho... the one who brings you a double shot latte half trim half soy no foam only cinnamon on top. a beotch is someone who's like hella rude but you're too cool and sexy to say bitch. plus the benefit of saying beotch is that you get to pout your mouth in a sexy little way, and not stretch your lips and damage the botox. coz we all have botox. oh and one last rant... what's with hotels with shite showers... you know, weak water pressure, not enough heat, small showerheads. listen people, i know there's a water crisis, but let's face it... none of us really gives a flying fuck about the state of the environment when we haven't managed to have a decent shower in the morning. so don't leave me little signs about re-using the towels to reduce on laundry powder pollution in our world's water supply. just get a little more of that precious polluted water flowing through my damn showerhead in the morning. PUMP IT, BITCHES!