Ok no one likes...

... a smart arse. TEQUILA i'm talking to you! hahaha... ok seriously, whatever. It's like that guy in that movie said... "truth? you can't handle my truth!". or something.

anyway - i went to the zoo on sunday and i gotta ask - what is it about zoos that makes grown men and women act like complete idiots? people, the animals in the zoo are there ALL THE TIME. they have become very very accustomed to human visitors. they're not gonna wake up, do tricks or pose for photos just because you click your fingers, make little cooing or sucking noises at them, tap on the glass or wire barrier, or call out 'monkey! monkey!' in sotto voice. give it UP!

and why are people also unable to monitor their children at places like that? like hello... little johnny may be lovely, but maybe he's also not one bit interested in the damn animals. given that all he wants to do is run around screaming - why not take him to a PARK? or better yet, a small solitary cell with chinese water torture. But that's just mean.

Oh and one priceless moment... there's a new tiger, Oz, and he is gorgeous. So this mum is there with her little boy and he's playing with some dirt while she gawps at the tiger. She notices he's not gawping with her so she yells at him "Will you stop mucking around and come look at the tiger!". Way to get your children to love nature and appreciate new experiences, woman!

Meep.