You ain't got no (chocolate) balls

I was listening to london bridge the other day... not voluntarily i might add... and i have to say, the lyrics of the song SO do not support any interpretation that london bridge is a position. i mean, what 'every time you come around, my position_with_four_people wanna go down'... hmm. yeah. so the shock of someone walking in on them makes the little menagarie come tumbling to the ground? whatever.

 

it's like come on people, if you're gonna go make a provocative song at least have the decency or indecency to actually have lyrics that make sense... but no, the artists basically come up with something that *could* be interpreted scandalously if everything goes well, or can be quickly changed to something noncontroversial, if the bible bashers turn up at the party with their 'high on life' badges and 'choose life' posters.

 

another example... kellis... and that milkshake song. ok, the lyrics are 'my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they like it better than yours, i could teach you but i'd have to charge'... all providing a lyrical background to some a$$-shaking and booty-bumping. so what does little kellis have to say? 'oh a milkshake is whatever makes a woman feel confident, you know'. COME ON. what utter BS... she's so obviously backing down, what's wrong little K? too scared that the ladies at church will snigger behind their little paper fans?

 

Oh and i still remember chrissie ag and genie in a bottle... it's not about sex, it's about confidence.

 

That's a lot of nekkid confidence going around... can i get a slice? Whipped cream on the side please, and some hot runny sauce, with an extra thick dark chocolate stick and... what???! it's CAKE i'm talking about! meh.