Blood Makes Noise

so i was at this course at the university and there was this NERDY dweeb sitting next to me....and me being the friendly guy that i am start chatting about nothing at all trying to be pleasant as we are gonna be sitting next to each other for the next 8 hours. and the lecturer starts talking about anemia and blood loss and then asks a rhetorical question about why women are more prone to developing anemia. and this dipstick besides me starts screaming "MENSTRUATION...MENSTRUATION"...i couldn't disappear into the ground fast enough. i was all like seriously dude i don't ever want to hear those words coming from a guy's mouth.
 
there are some things that are just not uttered by a guy and menstruation is one of them. period....wait..haha..did you see what i did there...a pun ...i is smart. hmmm or not. also is it OK for guys to say panties or should we just say undies? i got raked over the coals at work the other day for saying panties. i mean, come on. but whatev.....i don't really freaking give a rat's arse.

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